July 2011
1 post
“You’re a troll because your are small and suck dicks to get food, ok.”
– wellisaythat
May 2011
1 post
“3 words: G - A - Y”
– hotfudge64
April 2011
1 post
“Your stomach doesn’t make turds. If you have a turd in your stomach, then...”
– thedrhans
January 2011
1 post
“well think about it, it porn like what guys like, it involves doing weird kinky...”
– xLETSxYIFFxNOW
November 2010
2 posts
“take Robert Pattinson and Give us Patrick Swayze back dear God”
– paraisabin
“I am sure that I a way way way more intelligent than you: my IQ is over 135 so...”
– djflargo
October 2010
1 post
“I WOULD LOVE TO BE A MILIONER BUT I CANT BECOUSE I GET PUNISHED FOR STEALING OR...”
– baskuk
February 2010
5 posts
“it messed up how a man can always get satisfied by a woman’s 9ussy . but a woman...”
– nywoman23
“*psht* *Jumps in his Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8 and PEELS OUT!!*”
– jessiethe3rd
December 2009
3 posts
“your trippin..thats his dog homie..that dog is crunk.”
– JoeKooL25
“:L:L:L:L she has a vaginabag”
– montyj2y
“so i was lookin 4 dis all up on da chain and i didnt see it so I was like...”
– Robb0UK
November 2009
1 post
“They say centaur riding does wonders for the figure.”
– lioness39
October 2009
2 posts
“were do i sign the birth certificate cause i aint pullin out of that azz”
– johnjam2000
“yeahuh…. woot wooooot. dey played dis shit at meh homecoming. and i was...”
– sexylisbonbeast
September 2009
1 post
“it sounds like megaman and tetris having sex and this is the sex”
– Xezlec
August 2009
4 posts
“i turn this song on, sit on the couch, tach my shirt off, put some lipstick on...”
– Wowfunny12
“hihihihi!!! i wanna jizz you all over! great.”
– derlustigethomas
“All Pisces remember!!! The evolution of Magikarp is Dragonite! The most complex...”
– nicofitz
“no miss cleo is real. else how could she be on the tv? donte yuo have no cents...”
– langleywallingford
June 2009
3 posts
just19: my opinion is amazing and not gay like you sry go up a dude fag
KumaniCat: Go up a dude with what? O_O
just19: sry meant to put HUMP
“JIMMY HENDRIX IS NOTHING ON GREEN DAY!”
– callumrakhitcallum
Maxnned: fuck stevie gay vaughn
SLASH11101993: f*ck you
Maxnned: sorry for offending your really REALLY gay partner
SLASH11101993: shutup you dick you suck
Maxnned: wow you really do enjoy licking 40 cocks a day dont you?
SLASH11101993: actually i do sucka
Maxnned: .... You do realize what you just said, right?
May 2009
2 posts
“Fabulous, flexible, beautiful, thoughtful…your cat that is. You were as...”
– lifeonholidae
“that was my cousin. I gave him $50 to let a herb like you smack him around while...”
– guido419
April 2009
25 posts
PanWilson: I am a fan of the thong but this really starts to look like a meat market.
wolf9264: just the way it should thong on dude
“Anyway, enjoy your AIDS”
– ry9999
“yea i brough a real dagger to a larp and started threatening sum mage guy but...”
– nakkurae10101110
“Cover your mouth with your hand, sneeze, if you’re a woman sneeze, fart...”
– astral5ram
2 tags
“KORN IS FUCKING GAY!!! ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS THEM IS GAY!!!!! Mixing bagpipes with...”
– latevil
2 tags
“TWILIGHT IS GOING TO ROCK OUR WORLDZ TOMORROW IS THE BEST DAY OF OUR LIVES! THE...”
– twilightluvr6
2 tags
“wow thats like a cute video! :D my cousin said it was gay… LOL! shes...”
– Blondie12Marble
“I think my ears just had sex with my soul and they all came at the same time.”
– namestolen
“DISREGARD THAT I SUCK MY OWN COCK.”
– rocklikeluda
“fuck you in the ass…i won the lotery and i would stil fucking do that...”
– afrederiksen
“It is not that…..they just need money and sex,that is all they...”
– steph9917, who has lost every woman he ever shared money and sex with to porn.
“pig you go suck a dick ..im a woman and like watching these gorgeous men on the...”
– mmaakkiinn, BS, Sexy History & Gyspsi
“this jank make me wanna crump on a hoes leg while smokin some kush and burnin...”
– smith04562, who is fully aware of both how to treat a hoe and the power of a crump jank.
“It’t not are fault you only tried this out for the thrill of sex and then...”
– bearprovedyouwrong, full frontal furry.
“i would love a lady with me in shower together, sharing shampoo / soap each...”
– bestamerica, whose speech is reduced to keywords when he gets excited.
“his name is dane for christsake. the name of a cocksmoker. 85% of cocksmokers...”
– grgrgrgff, whose extensive research into the names of cocksmokers has enriched my life personally.
“Dragons have more magical or mystical power that a wiccan. But, I can understand...”
– EAJ1987, who may be a dragon.
“shut up will ye if god didnt wont me to laugh he would have giving me a...”
– seanjkinsella1231112, who has yet to figure out that God scraped him from the bottom of the barrel in several ways, actually.
“OMG I love Maya Rudolph. I’d lick her asshole.”
– Clap4meBitch, who should be applauded for his intrapersonal mastery.
“Damn son, everyone knows that this shit still works for the ladies, unless...”
– asmodeus2136669, who may have better luck dating human beings instead of man made structures which regulate water level.
“i want to negotiate the price in elf thought…
ok lower…”
– ties80, who is awesome.
“They are NOT talking about their house dumm butt they are talking about IRAQ!”
– alshara3, who, in spite of many obvious stumbling blocks, still managed to use the proper form of “their” here somehow.